So when's that baby coming?
Oh, I've been waiting for him to text message me and tell me exactly when he'll be here. How should I know?!?
You're still pregnant?!?
No, I just brought a watermelon to the potluck and decided to carry it underneath my shirt. Do you see a baby in my arms? Duh, I'm still pregnant!
Wow, are you ready to be done?
No, my goal is to carry this kid for 42 weeks, I just love being unable to tie my shoes, drink a glass of wine, or go more than 2 hours without having to pee. Yeah, I'm ready to be done!
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